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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}

{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}

{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}